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The coffee of choice for degens everywhere
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About Solbucks: The Anti-Starbucks Revolution
💎Our Mission
We're here to expose the biggest scam in coffee history. While that green mermaid company charges $7 for burnt beans and made-up Italian names, we're serving actual good coffee at honest prices.
Solbucks is the memecoin of coffee - we're taking this industry to the moon while keeping our feet on the ground with real value. No more "venti half-caf soy macchiato with extra foam" nonsense.
🔥Why We Hate Starbucks
- •They burn their coffee and call it "bold"
- •$7 for a large coffee? That's highway robbery
- •Pretentious baristas who judge your order
- •Made-up Italian sizes to confuse customers
- •15-minute waits for a simple coffee
The Future of Coffee
🌙Join the Revolution
Every cup of Solbucks coffee is a vote against overpriced, burnt coffee culture. We're building a community of coffee lovers who refuse to be scammed. Diamond hands for good coffee! 💎🙌